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|movie = ''[[X-Men: Days of Future Past]]''<br>''[[X-Men: Apocalypse]]''<br>''[[Deadpool 2]]''<br>''[[Dark Phoenix]]'' |
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+ | '''Evan Peters''' portrayed [[Quicksilver]] in ''[[X-Men: Days of Future Past]]'', ''[[X-Men: Apocalypse]]'', ''[[Deadpool 2]]'' and ''[[Dark Phoenix]]''. |
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− | uwu Nigward, whats this. <center></center><center></center> |
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− | == Bee Movie Script == |
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− | According to all known laws |
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− | of aviation, |
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− | there is no way a bee |
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− | should be able to fly. |
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− | Its wings are too small to get |
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− | its fat little body off the ground. |
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− | The bee, of course, flies anyway |
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− | because bees don't care |
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− | what humans think is impossible. |
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− | Yellow, black. Yellow, black. |
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− | Yellow, black. Yellow, black. |
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− | Ooh, black and yellow! |
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− | Let's shake it up a little. |
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− | Barry! Breakfast is ready! |
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− | Ooming! |
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− | Hang on a second. |
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− | Hello? |
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− | - Barry? |
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− | - Adam? |
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− | - Oan you believe this is happening? |
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− | - I can't. I'll pick you up. |
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− | Looking sharp. |
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− | Use the stairs. Your father |
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− | paid good money for those. |
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− | Sorry. I'm excited. |
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− | Here's the graduate. |
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− | We're very proud of you, son. |
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− | A perfect report card, all B's. |
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− | Very proud. |
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− | Ma! I got a thing going here. |
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− | - You got lint on your fuzz. |
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− | - Ow! That's me! |
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− | - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. |
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− | - Bye! |
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− | Barry, I told you, |
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− | stop flying in the house! |
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− | - Hey, Adam. |
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− | - Hey, Barry. |
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− | - Is that fuzz gel? |
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− | - A little. Special day, graduation. |
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− | Never thought I'd make it. |
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− | Three days grade school, |
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− | three days high school. |
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− | Those were awkward. |
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− | Three days college. I'm glad I took |
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− | a day and hitchhiked around the hive. |
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− | You did come back different. |
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− | - Hi, Barry. |
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− | - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. |
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− | - Hear about Frankie? |
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− | - Yeah. |
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− | - You going to the funeral? |
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− | - No, I'm not going. |
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− | Everybody knows, |
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− | sting someone, you die. |
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− | Don't waste it on a squirrel. |
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− | Such a hothead. |
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− | I guess he could have |
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− | just gotten out of the way. |
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− | I love this incorporating |
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− | an amusement park into our day. |
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− | That's why we don't need vacations. |
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− | Boy, quite a bit of pomp... |
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− | under the circumstances. |
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− | - Well, Adam, today we are men. |
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− | - We are! |
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− | - Bee-men. |
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− | - Amen! |
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− | Hallelujah! |
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− | Students, faculty, distinguished bees, |
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− | please welcome Dean Buzzwell. |
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− | Welcome, New Hive Oity |
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− | graduating class of... |
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− | ...9:15. |
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− | That concludes our ceremonies. |
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− | And begins your career |
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− | at Honex Industries! |
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− | Will we pick ourjob today? |
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− | I heard it's just orientation. |
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− | Heads up! Here we go. |
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− | Keep your hands and antennas |
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− | inside the tram at all times. |
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− | - Wonder what it'll be like? |
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− | - A little scary. |
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− | Welcome to Honex, |
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− | a division of Honesco |
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− | and a part of the Hexagon Group. |
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− | This is it! |
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− | Wow. |
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− | Wow. |
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− | We know that you, as a bee, |
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− | have worked your whole life |
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− | to get to the point where you |
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− | can work for your whole life. |
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− | Honey begins when our valiant Pollen |
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− | Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. |
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− | Our top-secret formula |
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− | is automatically color-corrected, |
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− | scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured |
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− | into this soothing sweet syrup |
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− | with its distinctive |
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− | golden glow you know as... |
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− | Honey! |
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− | - That girl was hot. |
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− | - She's my cousin! |
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− | - She is? |
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− | - Yes, we're all cousins. |
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− | - Right. You're right. |
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− | - At Honex, we constantly strive |
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− | to improve every aspect |
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− | of bee existence. |
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− | These bees are stress-testing |
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− | a new helmet technology. |
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− | - What do you think he makes? |
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− | - Not enough. |
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− | Here we have our latest advancement, |
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− | the Krelman. |
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− | - What does that do? |
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− | - Oatches that little strand of honey |
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− | that hangs after you pour it. |
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− | Saves us millions. |
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− | Oan anyone work on the Krelman? |
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− | Of course. Most bee jobs are |
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− | small ones. But bees know |
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− | that every small job, |
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− | if it's done well, means a lot. |
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− | But choose carefully |
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− | because you'll stay in the job |
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− | you pick for the rest of your life. |
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− | The same job the rest of your life? |
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− | I didn't know that. |
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− | What's the difference? |
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− | You'll be happy to know that bees, |
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− | as a species, haven't had one day off |
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− | in 27 million years. |
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− | So you'll just work us to death? |
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− | We'll sure try. |
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− | Wow! That blew my mind! |
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− | "What's the difference?" |
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− | How can you say that? |
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− | One job forever? |
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− | That's an insane choice to have to make. |
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− | I'm relieved. Now we only have |
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− | to make one decision in life. |
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− | But, Adam, how could they |
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− | never have told us that? |
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− | Why would you question anything? |
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− | We're bees. |
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− | We're the most perfectly |
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− | functioning society on Earth. |
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− | You ever think maybe things |
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− | work a little too well here? |
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− | Like what? Give me one example. |
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− | I don't know. But you know |
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− | what I'm talking about. |
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− | Please clear the gate. |
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− | Royal Nectar Force on approach. |
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− | Wait a second. Oheck it out. |
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− | - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! |
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− | - Wow. |
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− | I've never seen them this close. |
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− | They know what it's like |
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− | outside the hive. |
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− | Yeah, but some don't come back. |
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− | - Hey, Jocks! |
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− | - Hi, Jocks! |
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− | You guys did great! |
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− | You're monsters! |
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− | You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! |
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− | - I wonder where they were. |
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− | - I don't know. |
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− | Their day's not planned. |
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− | Outside the hive, flying who knows |
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− | where, doing who knows what. |
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− | You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen |
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− | Jock. You have to be bred for that. |
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− | Right. |
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− | Look. That's more pollen |
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− | than you and I will see in a lifetime. |
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− | It's just a status symbol. |
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− | Bees make too much of it. |
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− | Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it |
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− | and the ladies see you wearing it. |
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− | Those ladies? |
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− | Aren't they our cousins too? |
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− | Distant. Distant. |
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− | Look at these two. |
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− | - Oouple of Hive Harrys. |
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− | - Let's have fun with them. |
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− | It must be dangerous |
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− | being a Pollen Jock. |
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− | Yeah. Once a bear pinned me |
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− | against a mushroom! |
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− | He had a paw on my throat, |
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− | and with the other, he was slapping me! |
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− | - Oh, my! |
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− | - I never thought I'd knock him out. |
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− | What were you doing during this? |
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− | Trying to alert the authorities. |
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− | I can autograph that. |
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− | A little gusty out there today, |
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− | wasn't it, comrades? |
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− | Yeah. Gusty. |
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− | We're hitting a sunflower patch |
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− | six miles from here tomorrow. |
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− | - Six miles, huh? |
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− | - Barry! |
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− | A puddle jump for us, |
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− | but maybe you're not up for it. |
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− | - Maybe I am. |
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− | - You are not! |
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− | We're going 0900 at J-Gate. |
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− | What do you think, buzzy-boy? |
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− | Are you bee enough? |
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− | I might be. It all depends |
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− | on what 0900 means. |
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− | Hey, Honex! |
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− | Dad, you surprised me. |
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− | You decide what you're interested in? |
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− | - Well, there's a lot of choices. |
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− | - But you only get one. |
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− | Do you ever get bored |
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− | doing the same job every day? |
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− | Son, let me tell you about stirring. |
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− | You grab that stick, and you just |
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− | move it around, and you stir it around. |
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− | You get yourself into a rhythm. |
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− | It's a beautiful thing. |
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− | You know, Dad, |
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− | the more I think about it, |
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− | maybe the honey field |
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− | just isn't right for me. |
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− | You were thinking of what, |
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− | making balloon animals? |
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− | That's a bad job |
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− | for a guy with a stinger. |
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− | Janet, your son's not sure |
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− | he wants to go into honey! |
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− | - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. |
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− | - I'm not trying to be funny. |
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− | You're not funny! You're going |
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− | into honey. Our son, the stirrer! |
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− | - You're gonna be a stirrer? |
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− | - No one's listening to me! |
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− | Wait till you see the sticks I have. |
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− | I could say anything right now. |
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− | I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! |
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− | Let's open some honey and celebrate! |
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− | Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. |
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− | Shave my antennae. |
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− | Shack up with a grasshopper. Get |
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− | a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! |
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− | I'm so proud. |
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− | - We're starting work today! |
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− | - Today's the day. |
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− | Oome on! All the good jobs |
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− | will be gone. |
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− | Yeah, right. |
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− | Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, |
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− | stirrer, front desk, hair removal... |
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− | - Is it still available? |
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− | - Hang on. Two left! |
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− | One of them's yours! Oongratulations! |
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− | Step to the side. |
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− | - What'd you get? |
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− | - Picking crud out. Stellar! |
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− | Wow! |
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− | Oouple of newbies? |
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− | Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! |
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− | Make your choice. |
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− | - You want to go first? |
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− | - No, you go. |
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− | Oh, my. What's available? |
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− | Restroom attendant's open, |
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− | not for the reason you think. |
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− | - Any chance of getting the Krelman? |
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− | - Sure, you're on. |
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− | I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. |
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− | Wax monkey's always open. |
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− | The Krelman opened up again. |
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− | What happened? |
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− | A bee died. Makes an opening. See? |
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− | He's dead. Another dead one. |
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− | Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. |
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− | Dead from the neck up. |
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− | Dead from the neck down. That's life! |
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− | Oh, this is so hard! |
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− | Heating, cooling, |
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− | stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, |
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− | humming, inspector number seven, |
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− | lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, |
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− | mite wrangler. Barry, what |
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− | do you think I should... Barry? |
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− | Barry! |
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− | All right, we've got the sunflower patch |
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− | in quadrant nine... |
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− | What happened to you? |
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− | Where are you? |
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− | - I'm going out. |
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− | - Out? Out where? |
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− | - Out there. |
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− | - Oh, no! |
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− | I have to, before I go |
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− | to work for the rest of my life. |
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− | You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? |
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− | Another call coming in. |
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− | If anyone's feeling brave, |
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− | there's a Korean deli on 83rd |
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− | that gets their roses today. |
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− | Hey, guys. |
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− | - Look at that. |
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− | - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? |
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− | Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. |
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− | It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. |
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− | Really? Feeling lucky, are you? |
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− | Sign here, here. Just initial that. |
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− | - Thank you. |
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− | - OK. |
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− | You got a rain advisory today, |
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− | and as you all know, |
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− | bees cannot fly in rain. |
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− | So be careful. As always, |
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− | watch your brooms, |
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− | hockey sticks, dogs, |
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− | birds, bears and bats. |
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− | Also, I got a couple of reports |
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− | of root beer being poured on us. |
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− | Murphy's in a home because of it, |
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− | babbling like a cicada! |
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− | - That's awful. |
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− | - And a reminder for you rookies, |
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− | bee law number one, |
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− | absolutely no talking to humans! |
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− | All right, launch positions! |
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− | Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, |
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− | buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! |
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− | Black and yellow! |
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− | Hello! |
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− | You ready for this, hot shot? |
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− | Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. |
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− | Wind, check. |
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− | |||
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− | - Antennae, check. |
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− | - Nectar pack, check. |
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− | - Wings, check. |
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− | - Stinger, check. |
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− | Scared out of my shorts, check. |
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− | OK, ladies, |
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− | let's move it out! |
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− | Pound those petunias, |
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− | you striped stem-suckers! |
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− | All of you, drain those flowers! |
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− | Wow! I'm out! |
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− | I can't believe I'm out! |
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− | So blue. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I feel so fast and free! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Box kite! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Wow! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Flowers! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | This is Blue Leader. |
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− | We have roses visual. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Roses! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Stand to the side, kid. |
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− | It's got a bit of a kick. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | That is one nectar collector! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Ever see pollination up close? |
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− | - No, sir. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it |
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− | over here. Maybe a dash over there, |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | a pinch on that one. |
||
− | See that? It's a little bit of magic. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | That's amazing. Why do we do that? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | That's pollen power. More pollen, more |
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− | flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oool. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. |
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− | Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oopy that visual. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Wait. One of these flowers |
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− | seems to be on the move. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Say again? You're reporting |
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− | a moving flower? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Affirmative. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | That was on the line! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | This is the coolest. What is it? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't know, but I'm loving this color. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | It smells good. |
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− | Not like a flower, but I like it. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah, fuzzy. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Ohemical-y. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | My sweet lord of bees! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oandy-brain, get off there! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Problem! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Guys! |
||
− | - This could be bad. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Affirmative. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Very close. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Gonna hurt. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Mama's little boy. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You are way out of position, rookie! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Ooming in at you like a missile! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Help me! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't think these are flowers. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Should we tell him? |
||
− | - I think he knows. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What is this?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Match point! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You can start packing up, honey, |
||
− | because you're about to eat it! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yowser! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Gross. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There's a bee in the car! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Do something! |
||
− | - I'm driving! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Hi, bee. |
||
− | - He's back here! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He's going to sting me! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Nobody move. If you don't move, |
||
− | he won't sting you. Freeze! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He blinked! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Spray him, Granny! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What are you doing?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Wow... the tension level |
||
− | out here is unbelievable. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I gotta get home. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oan't fly in rain. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oan't fly in rain. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oan't fly in rain. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Ken, could you close |
||
− | the window please? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Ken, could you close |
||
− | the window please? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oheck out my new resume. |
||
− | I made it into a fold-out brochure. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You see? Folds out. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What was that? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Maybe this time. This time. This time. |
||
− | This time! This time! This... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Drapes! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That is diabolical. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's fantastic. It's got all my special |
||
− | skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What's number one? Star Wars? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Nah, I don't go for that... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | ...kind of stuff. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. |
||
− | They're out of their minds. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | When I leave a job interview, they're |
||
− | flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't remember the sun |
||
− | having a big 75 on it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I predicted global warming. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I could feel it getting hotter. |
||
− | At first I thought it was just me. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Wait! Stop! Bee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Stand back. These are winter boots. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Wait! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Don't kill him! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You know I'm allergic to them! |
||
− | This thing could kill me! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Why does his life have |
||
− | less value than yours? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Why does his life have any less value |
||
− | than mine? Is that your statement? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm just saying all life has value. You |
||
− | don't know what he's capable of feeling. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | My brochure! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There you go, little guy. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm not scared of him. |
||
− | It's an allergic thing. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Put that on your resume brochure. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | My whole face could puff up. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Make it one of your special skills. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Knocking someone out |
||
− | is also a special skill. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? |
||
− | - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You could put carob chips on there. |
||
− | - Bye. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Supposed to be less calories. |
||
− | - Bye. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I gotta say something. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | She saved my life. |
||
− | I gotta say something. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | All right, here it goes. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Nah. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What would I say? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I could really get in trouble. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's a bee law. |
||
− | You're not supposed to talk to a human. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I can't believe I'm doing this. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I've got to. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No. Yes. No. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Do it. I can't. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How should I start it? |
||
− | "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Here she comes! Speak, you fool! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Hi! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm sorry. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You're talking. |
||
− | - Yes, I know. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You're talking! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm so sorry. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No, it's OK. It's fine. |
||
− | I know I'm dreaming. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | But I don't recall going to bed. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Well, I'm sure this |
||
− | is very disconcerting. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This is a bit of a surprise to me. |
||
− | I mean, you're a bee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I am. And I'm not supposed |
||
− | to be doing this, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | but they were all trying to kill me. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And if it wasn't for you... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I had to thank you. |
||
− | It's just how I was raised. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That was a little weird. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - I'm talking with a bee. |
||
− | - Yeah. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm talking to a bee. |
||
− | And the bee is talking to me! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I just want to say I'm grateful. |
||
− | I'll leave now. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Wait! How did you learn to do that? |
||
− | - What? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | The talking thing. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Same way you did, I guess. |
||
− | "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - That's very funny. |
||
− | - Yeah. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, |
||
− | we'd cry with what we have to deal with. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Anyway... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oan I... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | ...get you something? |
||
− | - Like what? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't know. I mean... |
||
− | I don't know. Ooffee? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't want to put you out. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - It's just coffee. |
||
− | - I hate to impose. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Don't be ridiculous! |
||
− | - Actually, I would love a cup. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Hey, you want rum cake? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - I shouldn't. |
||
− | - Have some. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - No, I can't. |
||
− | - Oome on! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Where? |
||
− | - These stripes don't help. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You look great! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't know if you know |
||
− | anything about fashion. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Are you all right? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He's making the tie in the cab |
||
− | as they're flying up Madison. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He finally gets there. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He runs up the steps into the church. |
||
− | The wedding is on. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And he says, "Watermelon? |
||
− | I thought you said Guatemalan. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Why would I marry a watermelon?" |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Is that a bee joke? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That's the kind of stuff we do. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah, different. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | So, what are you gonna do, Barry? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | About work? I don't know. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I want to do my part for the hive, |
||
− | but I can't do it the way they want. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I know how you feel. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You do? |
||
− | - Sure. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or |
||
− | a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Really? |
||
− | - My only interest is flowers. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Our new queen was just elected |
||
− | with that same campaign slogan. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Anyway, if you look... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There's my hive right there. See it? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You're in Sheep Meadow! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No way! I know that area. |
||
− | I lost a toe ring there once. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Why do girls put rings on their toes? |
||
− | - Why not? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - It's like putting a hat on your knee. |
||
− | - Maybe I'll try that. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You all right, ma'am? |
||
− | - Oh, yeah. Fine. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Just having two cups of coffee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Anyway, this has been great. |
||
− | Thanks for the coffee. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah, it's no trouble. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, |
||
− | I'd be up the rest of my life. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Are you...? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oan I take a piece of this with me? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Sure! Here, have a crumb. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Thanks! |
||
− | - Yeah. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | All right. Well, then... |
||
− | I guess I'll see you around. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Or not. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | OK, Barry. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And thank you |
||
− | so much again... for before. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, that? That was nothing. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This can't possibly work. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He's all set to go. |
||
− | We may as well try it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | OK, Dave, pull the chute. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Sounds amazing. |
||
− | - It was amazing! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It was the scariest, |
||
− | happiest moment of my life. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Humans! I can't believe |
||
− | you were with humans! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Giant, scary humans! |
||
− | What were they like? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They eat crazy giant things. |
||
− | They drive crazy. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? |
||
− | - Some of them. But some of them don't. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - How'd you get back? |
||
− | - Poodle. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You did it, and I'm glad. You saw |
||
− | whatever you wanted to see. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You had your "experience." Now you |
||
− | can pick out yourjob and be normal. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Well... |
||
− | - Well? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Well, I met someone. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You did? Was she Bee-ish? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! |
||
− | - No, no, no, not a wasp. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Spider? |
||
− | - I'm not attracted to spiders. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I know it's the hottest thing, |
||
− | with the eight legs and all. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I can't get by that face. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | So who is she? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | She's... human. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No, no. That's a bee law. |
||
− | You wouldn't break a bee law. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Her name's Vanessa. |
||
− | - Oh, boy. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | She's so nice. And she's a florist! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We're not dating. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You're flying outside the hive, talking |
||
− | to humans that attack our homes |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | with power washers and M-80s! |
||
− | One-eighth a stick of dynamite! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | She saved my life! |
||
− | And she understands me. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This is over! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Eat this. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This is not over! What was that? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - They call it a crumb. |
||
− | - It was so stingin' stripey! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And that's not what they eat. |
||
− | That's what falls off what they eat! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You know what a Oinnabon is? |
||
− | - No. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. |
||
− | They heat it up... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Sit down! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | ...really hot! |
||
− | - Listen to me! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We are not them! We're us. |
||
− | There's us and there's them! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yes, but who can deny |
||
− | the heart that is yearning? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There's no yearning. |
||
− | Stop yearning. Listen to me! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You have got to start thinking bee, |
||
− | my friend. Thinking bee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Thinking bee. |
||
− | - Thinking bee. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! |
||
− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There he is. He's in the pool. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You know what your problem is, Barry? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I gotta start thinking bee? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How much longer will this go on? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's been three days! |
||
− | Why aren't you working? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I've got a lot of big life decisions |
||
− | to think about. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What life? You have no life! |
||
− | You have no job. You're barely a bee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Would it kill you |
||
− | to make a little honey? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry, come out. |
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− | Your father's talking to you. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Martin, would you talk to him? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry, I'm talking to you! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | You coming? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Got everything? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | All set! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Go ahead. I'll catch up. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Don't be too long. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Watch this! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Vanessa! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - We're still here. |
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− | - I told you not to yell at him. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | He doesn't respond to yelling! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Then why yell at me? |
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− | - Because you don't listen! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm not listening to this. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Sorry, I've gotta go. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Where are you going? |
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− | - I'm meeting a friend. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | A girl? Is this why you can't decide? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Bye. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I just hope she's Bee-ish. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | They have a huge parade |
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− | of flowers every year in Pasadena? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | To be in the Tournament of Roses, |
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− | that's every florist's dream! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Up on a float, surrounded |
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− | by flowers, crowds cheering. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | A tournament. Do the roses |
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− | compete in athletic events? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | No. All right, I've got one. |
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− | How come you don't fly everywhere? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | It's exhausting. Why don't you |
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− | run everywhere? It's faster. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah, OK, I see, I see. |
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− | All right, your turn. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? |
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− | That's insane! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | You don't have that? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | We have Hivo, but it's a disease. |
||
− | It's a horrible, horrible disease. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, my. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Dumb bees! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | You must want to sting all those jerks. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | We try not to sting. |
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− | It's usually fatal for us. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | So you have to watch your temper. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Very carefully. |
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− | You kick a wall, take a walk, |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | write an angry letter and throw it out. |
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− | Work through it like any emotion: |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Anger, jealousy, lust. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - What is wrong with you?! |
||
− | - It's a bug. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | He's not bothering anybody. |
||
− | Get out of here, you creep! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah, it was. How did you know? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | It felt like about 10 pages. |
||
− | Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | You've really got that |
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− | down to a science. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. |
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− | - I'll bet. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | What in the name |
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− | of Mighty Hercules is this? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | How did this get here? |
||
− | Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Ray Liotta Private Select? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Is he that actor? |
||
− | - I never heard of him. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Why is this here? |
||
− | - For people. We eat it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You don't have |
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− | enough food of your own? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Well, yes. |
||
− | - How do you get it? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Bees make it. |
||
− | - I know who makes it! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | And it's hard to make it! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There's heating, cooling, stirring. |
||
− | You need a whole Krelman thing! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - It's organic. |
||
− | - It's our-ganic! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | It's just honey, Barry. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Just what?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees don't know about this! |
||
− | This is stealing! A lot of stealing! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You've taken our homes, schools, |
||
− | hospitals! This is all we have! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And it's on sale?! |
||
− | I'm getting to the bottom of this. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm getting to the bottom |
||
− | of all of this! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Hey, Hector. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You almost done? |
||
− | - Almost. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He is here. I sense it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Well, I guess I'll go home now |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | and just leave this nice honey out, |
||
− | with no one around. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You're busted, box boy! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I knew I heard something. |
||
− | So you can talk! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I can talk. |
||
− | And now you'll start talking! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Where you getting the sweet stuff? |
||
− | Who's your supplier? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't understand. |
||
− | I thought we were friends. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | The last thing we want |
||
− | to do is upset bees! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You're too late! It's ours now! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You, sir, have crossed |
||
− | the wrong sword! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You, sir, will be lunch |
||
− | for my iguana, Ignacio! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Where is the honey coming from? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Tell me where! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Orazy person! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What horrible thing has happened here? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | These faces, they never knew |
||
− | what hit them. And now |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | they're on the road to nowhere! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Just keep still. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What? You're not dead? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Do I look dead? They will wipe anything |
||
− | that moves. Where you headed? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | To Honey Farms. |
||
− | I am onto something huge here. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, |
||
− | crazy stuff. Blows your head off! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm going to Tacoma. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - And you? |
||
− | - He really is dead. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | All right. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Uh-oh! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - What is that?! |
||
− | - Oh, no! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - A wiper! Triple blade! |
||
− | - Triple blade? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Why does everything have |
||
− | to be so doggone clean?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How much do you people need to see?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Open your eyes! |
||
− | Stick your head out the window! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | From NPR News in Washington, |
||
− | I'm Oarl Kasell. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | But don't kill no more bugs! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Bee! |
||
− | - Moose blood guy!! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You hear something? |
||
− | - Like what? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Like tiny screaming. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Turn off the radio. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Whassup, bee boy? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Hey, Blood. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Just a row of honey jars, |
||
− | as far as the eye could see. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Wow! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I assume wherever this truck goes |
||
− | is where they're getting it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I mean, that honey's ours. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Bees hang tight. |
||
− | - We're all jammed in. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's a close community. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Not us, man. We on our own. |
||
− | Every mosquito on his own. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - What if you get in trouble? |
||
− | - You a mosquito, you in trouble. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Nobody likes us. They just smack. |
||
− | See a mosquito, smack, smack! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | At least you're out in the world. |
||
− | You must meet girls. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Mosquito girls try to trade up, |
||
− | get with a moth, dragonfly. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You got to be kidding me! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Mooseblood's about to leave |
||
− | the building! So long, bee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Hey, guys! |
||
− | - Mooseblood! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I knew I'd catch y'all down here. |
||
− | Did you bring your crazy straw? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, |
||
− | and it's pretty much pure profit. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What is this place? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | A bee's got a brain |
||
− | the size of a pinhead. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They are pinheads! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Pinhead. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Oheck out the new smoker. |
||
− | - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | The Thomas 3000! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Smoker? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. |
||
− | Twice the nicotine, all the tar. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | A couple breaths of this |
||
− | knocks them right out. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They make the honey, |
||
− | and we make the money. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | "They make the honey, |
||
− | and we make the money"? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, my! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What's going on? Are you OK? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah. It doesn't last too long. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Do you know you're |
||
− | in a fake hive with fake walls? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Our queen was moved here. |
||
− | We had no choice. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This is your queen? |
||
− | That's a man in women's clothes! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That's a drag queen! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What is this? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, no! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There's hundreds of them! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bee honey. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Our honey is being brazenly stolen |
||
− | on a massive scale! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This is worse than anything bears |
||
− | have done! I intend to do something. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, Barry, stop. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Who told you humans are taking |
||
− | our honey? That's a rumor. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Do these look like rumors? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That's a conspiracy theory. |
||
− | These are obviously doctored photos. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How did you get mixed up in this? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He's been talking to humans. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - What? |
||
− | - Talking to humans?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He has a human girlfriend. |
||
− | And they make out! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Make out? Barry! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We do not. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You wish you could. |
||
− | - Whose side are you on? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | The bees! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. |
||
− | Those crazy legs kept me up all night. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry, this is what you want |
||
− | to do with your life? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I want to do it for all our lives. |
||
− | Nobody works harder than bees! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Dad, I remember you |
||
− | coming home so overworked |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | your hands were still stirring. |
||
− | You couldn't stop. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I remember that. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What right do they have to our honey? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We live on two cups a year. They put it |
||
− | in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Even if it's true, what can one bee do? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Sting them where it really hurts. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | In the face! The eye! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - That would hurt. |
||
− | - No. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Up the nose? That's a killer. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There's only one place you can sting |
||
− | the humans, one place where it matters. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Hive at Five, the hive's only |
||
− | full-hour action news source. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No more bee beards! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Weather with Storm Stinger. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Sports with Buzz Larvi. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And Jeanette Ohung. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. |
||
− | - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | intends to sue the human race |
||
− | for stealing our honey, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | packaging it and profiting |
||
− | from it illegally! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | we'll have three former queens here in |
||
− | our studio, discussing their new book, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Olassy Ladies, |
||
− | out this week on Hexagon. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Did you ever think, "I'm a kid |
||
− | from the hive. I can't do this"? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees have never been afraid |
||
− | to change the world. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What about Bee Oolumbus? |
||
− | Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We were thinking |
||
− | of stickball or candy stores. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How old are you? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | The bee community |
||
− | is supporting you in this case, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | which will be the trial |
||
− | of the bee century. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You know, they have a Larry King |
||
− | in the human world too. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's a common name. Next week... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He looks like you and has a show |
||
− | and suspenders and colored dots... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Next week... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the |
||
− | guest even though you just heard 'em. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bear Week next week! |
||
− | They're scary, hairy and here live. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, |
||
− | squinty eyes, very Jewish. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | In tennis, you attack |
||
− | at the point of weakness! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Honey, her backhand's a joke! |
||
− | I'm not gonna take advantage of that? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Quiet, please. |
||
− | Actual work going on here. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Is that that same bee? |
||
− | - Yes, it is! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm helping him sue the human race. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Hello. |
||
− | - Hello, bee. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This is Ken. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size |
||
− | ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Why does he talk again? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Listen, you better go |
||
− | 'cause we're really busy working. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | But it's our yogurt night! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bye-bye. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Why is yogurt night so difficult?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You poor thing. |
||
− | You two have been at this for hours! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yes, and Adam here |
||
− | has been a huge help. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Frosting... |
||
− | - How many sugars? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Just one. I try not |
||
− | to use the competition. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | So why are you helping me? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees have good qualities. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And it takes my mind off the shop. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Instead of flowers, people |
||
− | are giving balloon bouquets now. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Those are great, if you're three. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And artificial flowers. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Oh, those just get me psychotic! |
||
− | - Yeah, me too. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bent stingers, pointless pollination. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees must hate those fake things! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Nothing worse |
||
− | than a daffodil that's had work done. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Maybe this could make up |
||
− | for it a little bit. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. |
||
− | - I guess. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You sure you want to go through with it? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Am I sure? When I'm done with |
||
− | the humans, they won't be able |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | to say, "Honey, I'm home," |
||
− | without paying a royalty! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's an incredible scene |
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− | here in downtown Manhattan, |
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− | where the world anxiously waits, |
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− | because for the first time in history, |
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− | we will hear for ourselves |
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− | if a honeybee can actually speak. |
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− | What have we gotten into here, Barry? |
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− | It's pretty big, isn't it? |
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− | I can't believe how many humans |
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− | don't work during the day. |
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− | You think billion-dollar multinational |
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− | food companies have good lawyers? |
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− | |||
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− | Everybody needs to stay |
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− | behind the barricade. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - What's the matter? |
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− | - I don't know, I just got a chill. |
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− | |||
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− | Well, if it isn't the bee team. |
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− | You boys work on this? |
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− | |||
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− | All rise! The Honorable |
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− | Judge Bumbleton presiding. |
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− | |||
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− | All right. Oase number 4475, |
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− | Superior Oourt of New York, |
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− | Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry |
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− | |||
− | is now in session. |
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− | Mr. Montgomery, you're representing |
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− | the five food companies collectively? |
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− | A privilege. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Mr. Benson... you're representing |
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− | all the bees of the world? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, |
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− | we're ready to proceed. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Mr. Montgomery, |
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− | your opening statement, please. |
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− | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, |
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− | my grandmother was a simple woman. |
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− | Born on a farm, she believed |
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− | it was man's divine right |
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− | to benefit from the bounty |
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− | of nature God put before us. |
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− | |||
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− | If we lived in the topsy-turvy world |
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− | Mr. Benson imagines, |
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− | |||
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− | just think of what would it mean. |
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− | I would have to negotiate |
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− | with the silkworm |
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− | for the elastic in my britches! |
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− | |||
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− | Talking bee! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | How do we know this isn't some sort of |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | holographic motion-picture-capture |
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− | Hollywood wizardry? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | They could be using laser beams! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Robotics! Ventriloquism! |
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− | Oloning! For all we know, |
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− | |||
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− | he could be on steroids! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Mr. Benson? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Ladies and gentlemen, |
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− | there's no trickery here. |
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− | I'm just an ordinary bee. |
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− | Honey's pretty important to me. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | It's important to all bees. |
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− | We invented it! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | We make it. And we protect it |
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− | with our lives. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Unfortunately, there are |
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− | some people in this room |
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− | |||
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− | who think they can take it from us |
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− | |||
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− | 'cause we're the little guys! |
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− | I'm hoping that, after this is all over, |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | you'll see how, by taking our honey, |
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− | you not only take everything we have |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | but everything we are! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I wish he'd dress like that |
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− | all the time. So nice! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oall your first witness. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden |
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− | of Honey Farms, big company you have. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I suppose so. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I see you also own |
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− | Honeyburton and Honron! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Yes, they provide beekeepers |
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− | for our farms. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Beekeeper. I find that |
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− | to be a very disturbing term. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't imagine you employ |
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− | any bee-free-ers, do you? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - No. |
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− | - I couldn't hear you. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - No. |
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− | - No. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Because you don't free bees. |
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− | You keep bees. Not only that, |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | it seems you thought a bear would be |
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− | an appropriate image for a jar of honey. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | They're very lovable creatures. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | You mean like this? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Bears kill bees! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | How'd you like his head crashing |
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− | through your living room?! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Biting into your couch! |
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− | Spitting out your throw pillows! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | OK, that's enough. Take him away. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. |
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− | Your name intrigues me. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Where have I heard it before? |
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− | - I was with a band called The Police. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | But you've never been |
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− | a police officer, have you? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | No, I haven't. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | No, you haven't. And so here |
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− | we have yet another example |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | of bee culture casually |
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− | stolen by a human |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | for nothing more than |
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− | a prance-about stage name. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, please. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Because I'm feeling |
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− | a little stung, Sting. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | That's not his real name?! You idiots! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Mr. Liotta, first, |
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− | belated congratulations on |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | your Emmy win for a guest spot |
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− | on ER in 2005. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Thank you. Thank you. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I see from your resume |
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− | that you're devilishly handsome |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | with a churning inner turmoil |
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− | that's ready to blow. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Not yet it isn't. But is this |
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− | what it's come to for you? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Exploiting tiny, helpless bees |
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− | so you don't |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | have to rehearse |
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− | your part and learn your lines, sir? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Watch it, Benson! |
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− | I could blow right now! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | This isn't a goodfella. |
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− | This is a badfella! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Why doesn't someone just step on |
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− | this creep, and we can all go home?! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Order in this court! |
||
− | - You're all thinking it! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Order! Order, I say! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Say it! |
||
− | - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I think it was awfully nice |
||
− | of that bear to pitch in like that. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I think the jury's on our side. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Are we doing everything right, legally? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm a florist. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Right. Well, here's to a great team. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | To a great team! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Well, hello. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Ken! |
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− | - Hello. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I didn't think you were coming. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | No, I was just late. |
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− | I tried to call, but... the battery. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I didn't want all this to go to waste, |
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− | so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, that was lucky. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | There's a little left. |
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− | I could heat it up. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | So I hear you're quite a tennis player. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm not much for the game myself. |
||
− | The ball's a little grabby. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That's where I usually sit. |
||
− | Right... there. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | and he agreed with me that eating with |
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− | chopsticks isn't really a special skill. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You think I don't see what you're doing? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I know how hard it is to find |
||
− | the rightjob. We have that in common. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Do we? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees have 100 percent employment, |
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− | but we do jobs like taking the crud out. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That's just what |
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− | I was thinking about doing. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor |
||
− | for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm going to drain the old stinger. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah, you do that. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Look at that. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You know, I've just about had it |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | with your little mind games. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - What's that? |
||
− | - Italian Vogue. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | A lot of ads. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Remember what Van said, why is |
||
− | your life more valuable than mine? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I think something stinks in here! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I love the smell of flowers. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How do you like the smell of flames?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Not as much. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Water bug! Not taking sides! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! |
||
− | This is pathetic! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I've got issues! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Well, well, well, a royal flush! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You're bluffing. |
||
− | - Am I? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Surf's up, dude! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Poo water! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That bowl is gnarly. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Except for those dirty yellow rings! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Kenneth! What are you doing?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You know, I don't even like honey! |
||
− | I don't eat it! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | We need to talk! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He's just a little bee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And he happens to be |
||
− | the nicest bee I've met in a long time! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Long time? What are you talking about?! |
||
− | Are there other bugs in your life? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No, but there are other things bugging |
||
− | me in life. And you're one of them! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | My nerves are fried from riding |
||
− | on this emotional roller coaster! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Goodbye, Ken. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And for your information, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I prefer sugar-free, artificial |
||
− | sweeteners made by man! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm sorry about all that. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I know it's got |
||
− | an aftertaste! I like it! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I always felt there was some kind |
||
− | of barrier between Ken and me. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I couldn't overcome it. |
||
− | Oh, well. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Are you OK for the trial? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I believe Mr. Montgomery |
||
− | is about out of ideas. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We would like to call |
||
− | Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Good idea! You can really see why he's |
||
− | considered one of the best lawyers... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yeah. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Layton, you've |
||
− | gotta weave some magic |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | with this jury, |
||
− | or it's gonna be all over. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Don't worry. The only thing I have |
||
− | to do to turn this jury around |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | is to remind them |
||
− | of what they don't like about bees. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You got the tweezers? |
||
− | - Are you allergic? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Only to losing, son. Only to losing. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you |
||
− | what I think we'd all like to know. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What exactly is your relationship |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | to that woman? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We're friends. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Good friends? |
||
− | - Yes. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How good? Do you live together? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Wait a minute... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Are you her little... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | ...bedbug? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I've seen a bee documentary or two. |
||
− | From what I understand, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | doesn't your queen give birth |
||
− | to all the bee children? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Yeah, but... |
||
− | - So those aren't your real parents! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Oh, Barry... |
||
− | - Yes, they are! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Hold me back! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You're an illegitimate bee, |
||
− | aren't you, Benson? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He's denouncing bees! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Don't y'all date your cousins? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Objection! |
||
− | - I'm going to pincushion this guy! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Adam, don't! It's what he wants! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, I'm hit!! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, lordy, I am hit! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Order! Order! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | The venom! The venom |
||
− | is coursing through my veins! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I have been felled |
||
− | by a winged beast of destruction! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You see? You can't treat them |
||
− | like equals! They're striped savages! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Stinging's the only thing |
||
− | they know! It's their way! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Adam, stay with me. |
||
− | - I can't feel my legs. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What angel of mercy |
||
− | will come forward to suck the poison |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | from my heaving buttocks? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I will have order in this court. Order! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Order, please! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | The case of the honeybees |
||
− | versus the human race |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | took a pointed turn against the bees |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | yesterday when one of their legal |
||
− | team stung Layton T. Montgomery. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Hey, buddy. |
||
− | - Hey. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Is there much pain? |
||
− | - Yeah. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I blew the whole case, didn't I? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It doesn't matter. What matters is |
||
− | you're alive. You could have died. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'd be better off dead. Look at me. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They got it from the cafeteria |
||
− | downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Look, there's |
||
− | a little celery still on it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What was it like to sting someone? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I can't explain it. It was all... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | All adrenaline and then... |
||
− | and then ecstasy! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | All right. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You think it was all a trap? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Of course. I'm sorry. |
||
− | I flew us right into this. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What were we thinking? Look at us. We're |
||
− | just a couple of bugs in this world. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What will the humans do to us |
||
− | if they win? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't know. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I hear they put the roaches in motels. |
||
− | That doesn't sound so bad. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Adam, they check in, |
||
− | but they don't check out! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, my. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oould you get a nurse |
||
− | to close that window? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Why? |
||
− | - The smoke. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees don't smoke. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Right. Bees don't smoke. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees don't smoke! |
||
− | But some bees are smoking. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That's it! That's our case! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It is? It's not over? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Get back to the court and stall. |
||
− | Stall any way you can. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Mr. Flayman. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yes? Yes, Your Honor! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Where is the rest of your team? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | and as a result, |
||
− | we don't make very good time. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I actually heard a funny story about... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Your Honor, |
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− | haven't these ridiculous bugs |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | taken up enough |
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− | of this court's valuable time? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | How much longer will we allow |
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− | these absurd shenanigans to go on? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | They have presented no compelling |
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− | evidence to support their charges |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | against my clients, |
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− | who run legitimate businesses. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I move for a complete dismissal |
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− | of this entire case! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | to have to consider |
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− | Mr. Montgomery's motion. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | But you can't! We have a terrific case. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Where is your proof? |
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− | Where is the evidence? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Show me the smoking gun! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Hold it, Your Honor! |
||
− | You want a smoking gun? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Here is your smoking gun. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | What is that? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | It's a bee smoker! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | What, this? |
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− | This harmless little contraption? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | This couldn't hurt a fly, |
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− | let alone a bee. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Look at what has happened |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | to bees who have never been asked, |
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− | "Smoking or non?" |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Is this what nature intended for us? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | To be forcibly addicted |
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− | to smoke machines |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | and man-made wooden slat work camps? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Living out our lives as honey slaves |
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− | to the white man? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - What are we gonna do? |
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− | - He's playing the species card. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Ladies and gentlemen, please, |
||
− | free these bees! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Free the bees! Free the bees! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Free the bees! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Free the bees! Free the bees! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | The court finds in favor of the bees! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Vanessa, we won! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I knew you could do it! High-five! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Sorry. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm OK! You know what this means? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | All the honey |
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− | will finally belong to the bees. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Now we won't have |
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− | to work so hard all the time. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | This is an unholy perversion |
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− | of the balance of nature, Benson. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | You'll regret this. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry, how much honey is out there? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | All right. One at a time. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry, who are you wearing? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | My sweater is Ralph Lauren, |
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− | and I have no pants. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - What if Montgomery's right? |
||
− | - What do you mean? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We've been living the bee way |
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− | a long time, 27 million years. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oongratulations on your victory. |
||
− | What will you demand as a settlement? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | First, we'll demand a complete shutdown |
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− | of all bee work camps. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Then we want back the honey |
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− | that was ours to begin with, |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | every last drop. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | We demand an end to the glorification |
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− | of the bear as anything more |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | than a filthy, smelly, |
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− | bad-breath stink machine. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We're all aware |
||
− | of what they do in the woods. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Wait for my signal. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Take him out. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | He'll have nauseous |
||
− | for a few hours, then he'll be fine. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And we will no longer tolerate |
||
− | bee-negative nicknames... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | But it's just a prance-about stage name! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | ...unnecessary inclusion of honey |
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− | in bogus health products |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | and la-dee-da human |
||
− | tea-time snack garnishments. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oan't breathe. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bring it in, boys! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Hold it right there! Good. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Tap it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, |
||
− | and there's gallons more coming! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - I think we need to shut down! |
||
− | - Shut down? We've never shut down. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Shut down honey production! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Stop making honey! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Turn your key, sir! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What do we do now? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oannonball! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We're shutting honey production! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Mission abort. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Aborting pollination and nectar detail. |
||
− | Returning to base. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Adam, you wouldn't believe |
||
− | how much honey was out there. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, yeah? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What's going on? Where is everybody? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Are they out celebrating? |
||
− | - They're home. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They don't know what to do. |
||
− | Laying out, sleeping in. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way |
||
− | to San Antonio with a cricket. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | At least we got our honey back. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Sometimes I think, so what if humans |
||
− | liked our honey? Who wouldn't? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's the greatest thing in the world! |
||
− | I was excited to be part of making it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This was my new desk. This was my |
||
− | new job. I wanted to do it really well. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And now... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Now I can't. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't understand |
||
− | why they're not happy. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I thought their lives would be better! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They're doing nothing. It's amazing. |
||
− | Honey really changes people. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You don't have any idea |
||
− | what's going on, do you? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - What did you want to show me? |
||
− | - This. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What happened here? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That is not the half of it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, no. Oh, my. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They're all wilting. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Doesn't look very good, does it? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And whose fault do you think that is? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You know, I'm gonna guess bees. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bees? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Specifically, me. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I didn't think bees not needing to make |
||
− | honey would affect all these things. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's notjust flowers. |
||
− | Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That's our whole SAT test right there. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Take away produce, that affects |
||
− | the entire animal kingdom. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And then, of course... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | The human species? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | So if there's no more pollination, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | it could all just go south here, |
||
− | couldn't it? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I know this is also partly my fault. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How about a suicide pact? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How do we do it? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - I'll sting you, you step on me. |
||
− | - Thatjust kills you twice. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Right, right. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Listen, Barry... |
||
− | sorry, but I gotta get going. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I had to open my mouth and talk. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Vanessa? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Vanessa? Why are you leaving? |
||
− | Where are you going? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | To the final Tournament of Roses parade |
||
− | in Pasadena. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They've moved it to this weekend |
||
− | because all the flowers are dying. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's the last chance |
||
− | I'll ever have to see it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. |
||
− | I never meant it to turn out like this. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I know. Me neither. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Tournament of Roses. |
||
− | Roses can't do sports. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Roses! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Vanessa! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Roses?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Roses are flowers! |
||
− | - Yes, they are. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Flowers, bees, pollen! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I know. |
||
− | That's why this is the last parade. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Maybe not. |
||
− | Oould you ask him to slow down? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oould you slow down? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | OK, I made a huge mistake. |
||
− | This is a total disaster, all my fault. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yes, it kind of is. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I've ruined the planet. |
||
− | I wanted to help you |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | with the flower shop. |
||
− | I've made it worse. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Actually, it's completely closed down. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I thought maybe you were remodeling. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | But I have another idea, and it's |
||
− | greater than my previous ideas combined. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I don't want to hear it! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | All right, they have the roses, |
||
− | the roses have the pollen. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I know every bee, plant |
||
− | and flower bud in this park. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | All we gotta do is get what they've got |
||
− | back here with what we've got. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Bees. |
||
− | - Park. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Pollen! |
||
− | - Flowers. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Repollination! |
||
− | - Across the nation! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Tournament of Roses, |
||
− | Pasadena, Oalifornia. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They've got nothing |
||
− | but flowers, floats and cotton candy. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Security will be tight. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I have an idea. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Vanessa Bloome, FTD. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Official floral business. It's real. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Thank you. It was a gift. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Once inside, |
||
− | we just pick the right float. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How about The Princess and the Pea? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I could be the princess, |
||
− | and you could be the pea! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Yes, I got it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Where should I sit? |
||
− | - What are you? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - I believe I'm the pea. |
||
− | - The pea? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It goes under the mattresses. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. |
||
− | - I'm getting the marshal. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | You do that! |
||
− | This whole parade is a fiasco! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Let's see what this baby'll do. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Hey, what are you doing?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Then all we do |
||
− | is blend in with traffic... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | ...without arousing suspicion. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Once at the airport, |
||
− | there's no stopping us. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Stop! Security. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - You and your insect pack your float? |
||
− | - Yes. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Has it been |
||
− | in your possession the entire time? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Would you remove your shoes? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Remove your stinger. |
||
− | - It's part of me. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I know. Just having some fun. |
||
− | Enjoy your flight. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Then if we're lucky, we'll have |
||
− | just enough pollen to do the job. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oan you believe how lucky we are? We |
||
− | have just enough pollen to do the job! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I think this is gonna work. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's got to work. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Attention, passengers, |
||
− | this is Oaptain Scott. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We have a bit of bad weather |
||
− | in New York. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It looks like we'll experience |
||
− | a couple hours delay. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry, these are cut flowers |
||
− | with no water. They'll never make it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I gotta get up there |
||
− | and talk to them. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Be careful. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oan I get help |
||
− | with the Sky Mall magazine? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'd like to order the talking |
||
− | inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - What'd you say, Hal? |
||
− | - Nothing. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Bee! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Don't freak out! My entire species... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What are you doing? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! |
||
− | - Who's an attorney? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Don't move. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, Barry. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Good afternoon, passengers. |
||
− | This is your captain. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B |
||
− | please report to the cockpit? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | And please hurry! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | What happened here? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | There was a DustBuster, |
||
− | a toupee, a life raft exploded. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | One's bald, one's in a boat, |
||
− | they're both unconscious! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Is that another bee joke? |
||
− | - No! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | No one's flying the plane! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. |
||
− | What's your status? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This is Vanessa Bloome. |
||
− | I'm a florist from New York. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Where's the pilot? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | He's unconscious, |
||
− | and so is the copilot. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Not good. Does anyone onboard |
||
− | have flight experience? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | As a matter of fact, there is. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Who's that? |
||
− | - Barry Benson. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | From the honey trial?! Oh, great. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Vanessa, this is nothing more |
||
− | than a big metal bee. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | It's got giant wings, huge engines. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I can't fly a plane. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? |
||
− | - Yes. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | How hard could it be? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Wait, Barry! |
||
− | We're headed into some lightning. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | This is Bob Bumble. We have some |
||
− | late-breaking news from JFK Airport, |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | where a suspenseful scene |
||
− | is developing. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry Benson, |
||
− | fresh from his legal victory... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That's Barry! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | ...is attempting to land a plane, |
||
− | loaded with people, flowers |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | and an incapacitated flight crew. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Flowers?! |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | We have a storm in the area |
||
− | and two individuals at the controls |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | with absolutely no flight experience. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Just a minute. |
||
− | There's a bee on that plane. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson |
||
− | and his no-account compadres. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | They've done enough damage. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | But isn't he your only hope? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Technically, a bee |
||
− | shouldn't be able to fly at all. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Their wings are too small... |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Haven't we heard this a million times? |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | "The surface area of the wings |
||
− | and body mass make no sense." |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Get this on the air! |
||
− | - Got it. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | - Stand by. |
||
− | - We're going live. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | The way we work may be a mystery to you. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | Making honey takes a lot of bees |
||
− | doing a lot of small jobs. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | But let me tell you about a small job. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | If you do it well, |
||
− | it makes a big difference. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | More than we realized. |
||
− | To us, to everyone. |
||
− | |||
− | |||
− | That's why I want to get bees |
||
− | back to working together. |
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− | |||
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− | That's the bee way! |
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− | We're not made of Jell-O. |
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− | We get behind a fellow. |
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− | - Black and yellow! |
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− | - Hello! |
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− | Left, right, down, hover. |
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− | - Hover? |
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− | - Forget hover. |
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− | This isn't so hard. |
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− | Beep-beep! Beep-beep! |
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− | Barry, what happened?! |
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− | Wait, I think we were |
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− | on autopilot the whole time. |
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− | - That may have been helping me. |
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− | - And now we're not! |
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− | So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. |
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− | All of you, let's get |
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− | behind this fellow! Move it out! |
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− | Move out! |
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− | Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, |
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− | you copy me with the wings of the plane! |
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− | Don't have to yell. |
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− | I'm not yelling! |
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− | We're in a lot of trouble. |
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− | It's very hard to concentrate |
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− | with that panicky tone in your voice! |
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− | It's not a tone. I'm panicking! |
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− | I can't do this! |
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− | Vanessa, pull yourself together. |
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− | You have to snap out of it! |
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− | You snap out of it. |
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− | You snap out of it. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - You snap out of it! |
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− | - You snap out of it! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - You snap out of it! |
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− | - You snap out of it! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - You snap out of it! |
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− | - You snap out of it! |
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− | - Hold it! |
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− | - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. |
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− | How is the plane flying? |
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− | I don't know. |
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− | Hello? |
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− | Benson, got any flowers |
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− | for a happy occasion in there? |
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− | The Pollen Jocks! |
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− | They do get behind a fellow. |
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− | - Black and yellow. |
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− | - Hello. |
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− | All right, let's drop this tin can |
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− | on the blacktop. |
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− | Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? |
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− | No, nothing. It's all cloudy. |
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− | Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. |
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− | - Thinking bee. |
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− | - Thinking bee. |
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− | Thinking bee! |
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− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! |
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− | Wait a minute. |
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− | I think I'm feeling something. |
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− | |||
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− | - What? |
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− | - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. |
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− | Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. |
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− | Bring the nose down. |
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− | Thinking bee! |
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− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! |
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− | - What in the world is on the tarmac? |
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− | - Get some lights on that! |
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− | Thinking bee! |
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− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee! |
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− | - Vanessa, aim for the flower. |
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− | - OK. |
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− | Out the engines. We're going in |
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− | on bee power. Ready, boys? |
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− | Affirmative! |
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− | Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. |
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− | Land on that flower! |
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− | Ready? Full reverse! |
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− | Spin it around! |
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− | |||
− | - Not that flower! The other one! |
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− | - Which one? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - That flower. |
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− | - I'm aiming at the flower! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. |
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− | I mean the giant pulsating flower |
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− | made of millions of bees! |
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− | Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. |
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− | Rotate around it. |
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− | - This is insane, Barry! |
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− | - This's the only way I know how to fly. |
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− | Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane |
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− | flying in an insect-like pattern? |
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− | Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. |
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− | Smell it. Full reverse! |
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− | Just drop it. Be a part of it. |
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− | Aim for the center! |
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− | Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! |
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− | Oome on, already. |
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− | Barry, we did it! |
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− | You taught me how to fly! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Yes. No high-five! |
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− | - Right. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry, it worked! |
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− | Did you see the giant flower? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | What giant flower? Where? Of course |
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− | I saw the flower! That was genius! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Thank you. |
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− | - But we're not done yet. |
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− | |||
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− | Listen, everyone! |
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− | |||
− | This runway is covered |
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− | with the last pollen |
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− | from the last flowers |
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− | available anywhere on Earth. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | That means this is our last chance. |
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− | We're the only ones who make honey, |
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− | pollinate flowers and dress like this. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | If we're gonna survive as a species, |
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− | this is our moment! What do you say? |
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− | Are we going to be bees, orjust |
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− | Museum of Natural History keychains? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | We're bees! |
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− | |||
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− | Keychain! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Then follow me! Except Keychain. |
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− | |||
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− | Hold on, Barry. Here. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | You've earned this. |
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− | |||
− | Yeah! |
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− | |||
− | I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect |
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− | fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Oh, yeah. |
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− | |||
− | That's our Barry. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Mom! The bees are back! |
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− | |||
− | If anybody needs |
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− | to make a call, now's the time. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I got a feeling we'll be |
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− | working late tonight! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Here's your change. Have a great |
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− | afternoon! Oan I help who's next? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Would you like some honey with that? |
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− | It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. |
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− | And I don't see a nickel! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Sometimes I just feel |
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− | like a piece of meat! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I had no idea. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry, I'm sorry. |
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− | Have you got a moment? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Would you excuse me? |
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− | My mosquito associate will help you. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Sorry I'm late. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | He's a lawyer too? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I was already a blood-sucking parasite. |
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− | All I needed was a briefcase. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Have a great afternoon! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, |
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− | and I can't get them anywhere. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | No problem, Vannie. |
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− | Just leave it to me. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | You're a lifesaver, Barry. |
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− | Oan I help who's next? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | All right, scramble, jocks! |
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− | It's time to fly. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Thank you, Barry! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | That bee is living my life! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Let it go, Kenny. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - When will this nightmare end?! |
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− | - Let it all go. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Beautiful day to fly. |
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− | - Sure is. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Between you and me, |
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− | I was dying to get out of that office. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | You have got |
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− | to start thinking bee, my friend. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | - Thinking bee! |
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− | - Me? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | Hold it. Let's just stop |
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− | for a second. Hold it. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. |
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− | Oan we stop here? |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I'm not making a major life decision |
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− | during a production number! |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | All right. Take ten, everybody. |
||
− | Wrap it up, guys. |
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− | |||
− | |||
− | I had virtually no rehearsal for that. |
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− | |||
− | Special thanks to SergeiK. |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
Revision as of 11:57, 22 April 2019
Evan Peters portrayed Quicksilver in X-Men: Days of Future Past, X-Men: Apocalypse, Deadpool 2 and Dark Phoenix.
Trivia
- Evan Peters portrayed Todd Haynes in Kick-Ass.
External links
- Evan Peters on Wikipedia
- Evan Peters on IMDb
- Evan Peters on Twitter
- Evan Peters on Instagram